Tag: satire

Introducing the Secret Season.

We've had enough. We're sick of this NHL lockout in its 29th day, of jostling among overpaid executives, of hoping for a partial season one...

Who should buy the Phoenix Coyotes?

Hockey needs a bastard of a personality – a Jerry Jones, a Mark Cuban, a George Steinbrenner, an owner whose mere presence demands respect...

Breaking down Zach and Ryan’s choice.

  Daniel and Henrik Sedin are strange. The identical twins signed identical contracts with the Vancouver Canucks multiple times. They room together on road trips....

Winners, losers at the ‘undercover’ NHL awards.

The NHL rarely showcases its dark side. The league's website doesn't display fights in its GameCenter highlights. Nor does it re-broadcast body checks that...

How the Stanley Cup Final will unfold.

Well, after the Game 1 classic it appears we have a dandy of a series on our hands. We're predicting a seven-game series, the...

March Madness: Rioting, and what’s up with Nick Lidstrom?

  The Sweet Sixteen ended with a sweet-talking performance by Claude Giroux, yet another criminal act by a disgruntled Phil Kessel, and photographers snapping seven-hours...